Delusions of Jurisprudence

Sometimes I still fantasize about going to law school. In the absence of that I dream up locally appropriate disclaimers. Here's one I'm working on.

Embryonic Relationship Disclaimer

The undersigned agree and acknowledge that either party can terminate said relationship before the sixth date for any reason by providing written documentation. Both parties agree that if said termination documentation is provided then the terminated party shall refrain from contact. Under no circumstances will crying be allowed. Absolutely none.

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Well, it's a work in progress right now.