In memoriam

I've been rewriting my voicemail message in my mind. It should change before the end of the day today. But I like my old message. It served me well for nearly two years. So I wanted to capture it for posterity (and give due credit to my friend 'lissa for the original idea).


beeep....

Hi, you've reached the Schermerhorn residence. Nobody's here to take your call right now. If you'd like someone to call you back, please say something interesting.

Farewell...